Kobe the real life Hancock ?

Let's see, he lives in LA, his crossover is faster than a locomotive, he's able to leap tall players in a single bound, able to drop 81 points in a single game. Yet people still don't like him ? No matter how many time's he "Saves the Day" people just find a reason to hate him even more. That sounds a lot like another black super hero we know. Lately the Lakers have been playing a less "Kobe gonna save the day" oriented offense but despite their great record they lack the punch they need to really put teams a way. It's cool they're trying to do the whole "team" thing and portray a more kinder, gentler, team-oriented Kobe for the public (just like Hancock) but you don't need your most powerful weapon on safety while the HEAT is on hahaha. (Pun intended). Kobe needs to switch from Hancock to Jet Li from Unleashed and take the collar off so he can wreck shop. It remains to be seen if Kobe continues to play like Will Smith or Agent Smith.

Marbury World Order (M.W.O)

Well then, it seems as though Starbury's Knickerboker woes continue to escalate. It seems that he's been banned from attending all team functions yet he's still getting paid. This seems like the perfect time to start the Marbury World Order (M.W.O) movement. Hopefully if he gets voted into the All-Star game he can make his debut there by removing his jersey and revealing the new M.W.O one. At this point he'll be joined by the rest of the exiled nba players that have joined his movement:

Current Roster:
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Ron Artest (do you even have to ask)
Jermaine O'Neal (him and Artest make the perfect tag team giving that 1-2 punch, literally)
Antoine Walker (has just been bought out of his Grizzlies contract so we're just waiting on him to flip)
Smush Parker (No means No Smush)
Ben Wallace (The Beast from the East)
Latrell Sprewell (for security just in case them 60 year old coaches try to get bout it)
Allen Iverson (The Answer to a question nobody asked)
Darius Miles (just one drug violation away from re-inventing the term 'Shake and Bake')

Isaiah Thomas as the Coach (He just called her a bitch, not a black bitch)
Dennis Rodman as the General Manager (the glue that holds the dysfunction together)

And as their membership grows they can even form their own expansion team. That would definitely give the NBA a ratings boost because people would always watch anticipating when they will wild out and beat somebodys ass hahahaha.

Thing's I've learned / wondered about Heroes Season 3 (Spoiler Alert)

1. Mohinder has officially been promoted from boo-boo the fool to complete moron. I guess it's the whole "people that have books smarts don't have common sense" thing.

2. Sylar needs counseling, he has relationship and abandonment issues, maybe he needs to go talk to Dr. Phil

3. Mama Petrelli is E-V-I-L

4. Nathan acts like he hasn't gotten any in a while, he got a little too evil too quick. I don't understand why he goes to the President with a mandate to hunt down people with gifted abilities when he and most of the people in his family are one of them. It's funny how he went to a black man for help in hunting down his own people hahaha.

5. Claire went from being a cute little cheerleader to a highly skilled killer (I blame the Internet)

6. Peter is still Peter, but with a scar

7. Family will screw you over worse than any one else

8. Hiro is a Hero

9. Tracy Strauss is COLD and Meredith (Claire's biological mom) is HOT. (No Pun intended)

10. Noah Bennett is kinda like a crazy, middle aged, Batman

11. Never trust anyone with fire coming out of their hands

12. When your dad (who's apparently come back from the dead) tells you to come give him a hug it's probably not a good idea

13. Criminals who escape from a high level security facility designed to hold people with super-powers that set out to stop evil politicians are the real good guys

14. Sylar couldn't kill Claire even if he wanted to, she's far too special. But he sure ripped that Veronica Mars chick a new one !!!!

15. The Petrelli's need to attend family counseling

16. No one on this show seems to get along with their siblings, or their parents for that matter

17. Who's looking after Molly ?

18. You don't need special powers to be a Hero, but you need people with special powers in order to make a show called "Heroes"

19. How come we see Sylar steal all these powers from people but only uses 1 or 2

20. Doyle (The Puppet Master) seems like he'd make a great sex offender

The Day The Dude Stood Still

Ok. I'm normally a fan of these type of remakes as it's usually good to see a modern day take on a sci-fi movie from way back when. From the previews everything looked cool and it seemed more than fitting to have Mr. Matrix himself portraying the lead role of the emotionless one-dimensional personality having alien named Klatuu, especially since it sounds so much like his real name LOL. The movie got off to a great start creating a feeling of suspense and impending doom for the planet. Then after that the movie becomes one long episode of Reading Rainbow with Keanu replacing Lavar Burton's educational narrative with drunk Mr. Miyagi-ish qoutes such as when Will Smith's son asks him "What are we supposed to do during a war, stay and fight ? or run away ?" and he responds "It doesn't matter because there is nothing you can do". I don't want to spoil anything or give too much away but I'll just say that as with other Hollywood movies that came out in recent times this movie wasn't quite what you would expect, especially considering who's in it (Keanu Reeves) and the way it was advertised. It kind of reminds me of Hancock in that regard. So if you going into this movie thinking you're gonna see another (Independence Day / The Day After Tomorrow / Armageddon) then you may wanna look else where.

Barack Obama is America's First Black President !!!!!

He did it. Senator Barack Obama beat John McCain in a ridiculous landslide to become the first black President of the United States. This is an amazing breakthrough in American History. Change is here. Such a victory opens doors and paves the way for many more advancements in our society not only for African Americans but for people as a whole. Congratulations to Obama and may he take this country to new heights under his administration.

Impossible is Nothing !!!!

"Close, but Closer" The Movie

Be on the lookout for the new movie "Close, but Closer" produced by The South Carolina Film Group. The story centers around James Davis, a bartender at a local club. When he becomes part owner of the club different things start happening around him and he begins to see who is true friends are. Sometimes you never know peoples true motives and the people you know may not be who you think they are.

Stop hatin on Will

All aboard !!! The Hater Express is coming in right on time. Will Smith's summer Blockbuster "Hancock" is the #1 movie in the World, continuing his reign as the 4th of July box office king. Ok so what's the problem ? People are tired of seeing Will win that's the problem just as many victims before him (50 Cent, Nelly, and countless others). This movie is drawing all kind of negative feed back from the storyline all the way down to the camera angles they used to shoot the movie. Come on people. It's the typical joe public response of "this movie isn't what I wanted it to be so it sucked". Well damn, how bout you go write the movies you want to see and shut up. When can people learn to take things for what they are and not for what they arent. You're not gonna go up to Tony Romo and criticize him for not making his free throws are you ? Of course not because he's not a basketball player you dummies. I mean im not ignorant I'm all for personal preference, hey if you didn't like it you didn't like it but why does this ALWAYS happen. I see people online saying "The 4th of July King may need to be dethroned" and things of that nature. It's really a vicious cycle. We get behind people and root for them then when they make it we hate on them. That's kinda backwards but hey so is most of society. Looks like we need Hancock hahahah

I don't wanna be like Mike

Sources say the other night Michael Jordan was outside The Kobe club in Miami waiting for his car when a kid walked up to him saying what a great ball player Mike was and showed Mike that he was wearing Jordan sneakers and asked if he could take a picture of the b-ball legend. No such luck. They say Mike didn't even acknowledge the kid and got into his car without saying a word, leaving the kid, who was so mad he smashed his disposable camera on the ground, in tears. I can't even begin to say how preposterous this sounds. Why Mike gotta act like that ? Stuff like this is beginning to show more and more of the real "dirt" behind the perfect light they try to cast our great sports figures in. You see how much these people are idolized and adored by the media and such but then the reality starts coming to light and the illusion begins to disappear. Remember Mikes stint with the Washington Wizards? He pretty much went up in there puffin cigars and acted like a nigger and they gave his @$$ the boot. If you think about it outside of his dynasty run with Chicago none of his other outside ventures have ever worked out. Matter of fact most of them were downright embarrassing. Gambling, paying off ho's, etc. Next thing you know ole Mike gonna have a championship ring for every DUI he got. The only "Bulls" he making a run with now are made by Schlitz Malt Liqour. We're gonna need you to do better MJ.

The fate of our world rest in the hands of....Will Smith ???

I'm a big fan of Will Smith, ever since "Summertime", The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and all that stuff from back in the day. I was thinking about his movies when something just dawned on me, why does it seem like Will saves the world in just about all of his movies lol ? Independence Day, Men in Black, I,Robot, I Am Legend, and in his latest July 4th flick "Hancock". I mean I understand that Will is a juggernaut at the box office with his movies raking in millions and millions of dollars but is Hollywood trying to tell us something subliminally ? I mean so many people claim that blacks are treated in such an inferior way especially in the movie industry but if that's the case then how come Will is making off like a bandit ? Maybe they're trying to spit in our face by saying "Yeah, the only way a black person will be this important is in a movie hahahahha bitches !!!!!!". Whats funny is in this new movie Hancock he basically plays a superhero that "dont give a damn". He also has an alcohol problem, doesn't have a job, beats a white woman and ends up going to jail. Wow. I wonder if Will realizes any of this ? I cant hate on him tho cause he doing his thing. Go Will, Go Will, its ya birthday, its ya birthday !!!! Do the Carlton !!!!!

What happend ?

I recently went to see the M. Knight Shyamalan movie "The Happening" starring Marky Mark Wahlberg. It was a cool horror flick about this strange unknown thing that affects people by making them kill themselves. I'm not a hater or anything but maybe there was something about this movie I was supposed to get but didn't. We pretty much sat through the movie watching a bunch of stuff happen but nothing really "happened". It kinda reminded me of Cloverfield where you just watch stuff go on then its over. Maybe that's what M. Knight was going for. I kinda think it was one of those movies where you just have to emerse yourself in it and feel the terror that the characters are feeling, and with that it does a really good job. All in all I would say if you're into that kind of character study, sorta like a "what would people do if this really happend" kinda thing (a'la I AM Legend) then I would recommend this movie. But if you're looking for random foolishness and mindless entertainment go see The Incredible Hulk. HULK SMASH !!!!!!

Don't call it a come back

In response to Shaq's diss:

You better look in the mirror if you wanna call somebody a snitch /
Ya bigfoot, brokeback, ball head bitch /
I heard they wanted you in The Incredible Hulk, thats booty /
They don't need 2 big dumb muthafuckers in the same movie /
Nobody wants you, you'll just go through more teams /
I got a shot for that ass and I ain't talkin bout Morphine /
That contract almost up while I stay making real funds /
forget them free throws I take shots wit REAL GUNS /
You don't run nothing, them knees done ROT /
The only HEAT you bringing is the Ice Hot /
It's like David and Goliath, I'm the Giant Killa /
You stupid and nobody will remember you like Magilla Gorilla /

Yeah I'm writing for Shaq AND Kobe. Hey if Dave Chapelle can do commercials for Coke and Pepsi then I can get mine too lol. Kobe is in need of a comeback and he need some hot fire like Dylan. He should capitalize on this "feud" and re-kindle his rap career at the same time. All he need is Tyra Banks to come do the hook. K-O-B-E !!!

Shaq gets fouled by the law

Shaquille O’Neal will lose his special deputy’s badge in Maricopa County because of language he used in a rap video that mocks former teammate Kobe Bryant. Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio said the Phoenix Suns center’s use of a racially derogatory word and other foul language left him no choice. Arpaio made Shaq a special deputy in 2006 and promoted him to colonel of his largely ceremonial posse later that year.

“I want his two badges back,” Arpaio told The Associated Press on Tuesday. “Because if any one of my deputies did something like this, they’re fired. I don’t condone this type of racial conduct.”

Arpaio, who describes himself as “America’s Toughest Sheriff” and is best known for feeding jail inmates green bologna, clothing them in pink underwear, and making them work on chain gangs, said he didn’t expect his actions would teach Shaq a lesson. But he hoped he learns that as a role model who wants to someday be a full-time sheriff, he needs to know his words matter.

Wow, that freestyle got more buzz than all 10 of Shaqs albums put together hahahaha. Hey he just might be on to something. Now he just needs to get shot 9 times and drop an album and he will go 20x Platinum. Well in his case he needs to get shot more like 90 times with a tank but you get the idea haha.

Shaq has a reputation for hiring Ghostwriters so maybe I need to hit him up wit some hot lines and make some dough

... Written for Shaq ...

I cant knock the Lakers for their Championship runs
East to West Coast, I pack more HEAT than the SUNS
Kobe in the press saying "I got guns fella"
D-Wade still my dog, you more like Old Yella
Your family is messed up, so leave mine alone
Vanessa know whats up, just ask Karl Malone
Was that a hard foul ? I'm sorry Mi Compadre
Ya girl pussy dryer than Sierra Madre
Soon as I drop this rhyme its hittin every Mixtape
I'm bout to do the game like you do room service, did someone order RAPE !!!!!!!!!!!

Be on the lookout for that to be on Shaq's next album...as soon as the check clears :-)

Charmayne Brown - WSPA Reporter-Important please read

Do you remember a few weeks ago when some people attacked Charmayne Brown as she was reporting the news from Union? I am not sure whether or not you are interested in this effort but at least we need to know the truth. Charmayne Brown was in the studio and was asked to return to Union on an assignment in the same type area. She refused to go. The director asked her whether or not she was refusing a direct order to go on an assignment. Charmayne asked whether or not she could come into the studio—just to get her wind again. She even asked for a shift that no one wants to work. She was told there were no openings on the 4 Am shift. Charmayne then walked out and a few nights later saw new faces on the very assignment she asked for. The news people are telling persons that Charmayne decided to seek other opportunities and not that she was summarily dismissed by their attitudes toward her and refusal to work with her until she could get over the trauma of the vicious attack by these people. I still recoil from the memory of seeing an African American woman being attacked by swinging fists of people who are spewing racial venom at her. I am asking us to call WSPA or email them and let our displeasure at not seeing her be known. I am doing this but we need fraternities and sororities and interested members of the community to stand up and let our voices be heard. Some of you are in the viewing area of WSPA even if you do not live in Spartanburg. Don't you find it strange that no one who looks like us can ever stay on WSPA?Thanks for your help. WSPA.com Look at On Your Side and then Voice of the Viewer. Let them know we would like her to be treated fairly. Is there this feeling that black women cannot be traumatized and should just suck it up? I think not-not this time.

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Here we go again with this sh*t

Just in case anybody had forgotten that Kobe Bryant has never won an NBA title without Shaquille O’Neal, the big man sent out a reminder. The Phoenix Suns center can be seen rapping that “Kobe couldn’t do without me” in a video posted online at celebrity news and gossip site TMZ.com.

During the two-minute video, a grinning O’Neal lurches through an "improvised" rap in which he skewers the Lakers’ star, with whom he won three straight NBA titles from 2000-2002 while with Los Angeles. “I was freestyling. That’s all. It was all done in fun. Nothing serious whatsoever,” O’Neal told ESPN.com Monday. “That is what MC’s do. They freestyle when called upon. I’m totally cool with Kobe. No issue at all.”

Yeah right, that shit sounded rehearsed. Don't hide behind the mic Shaq be a man.
O’Neal and Bryant last played together in 2004. After a long-simmering feud came to a boil in public, O’Neal was traded to Miami before the 2004-05 season, and won an NBA championship with the Heat in 2006. Bryant and the Lakers didn’t reach the finals again until earlier this month, when the Boston Celtics beat them 4-2. “You know how I be,” Shaq rapped. “Last week Kobe couldn’t do without me.” O’Neal, who has recorded seven albums, also said he is “the difference between first and last place” and even took a jab at former New York Knicks center Patrick Ewing’s lack of championship rings.

At one point during the "freestyle" Shaq let out a call and response chant to the crowd saying "Kobe how does my ass taste". Hmmm ? That don't sound right. Could Shaq be a lover scorned ? I mean they sure did go at it like a married couple. Taking showers together and fighting over who gets to be "on top". Why would the emotional tension be so high between the 2 ? Maybe Kobe aired out Shaqs dirty laundry so he could get Shaunie out of the picture and have Shaq all to himself. Well what ever went down it sure was an ugly divorce. I wonder if Mr. Bryant will respond.

The Boston Celtics are the 2008 NBA World Champions

The Celtics DESTROYED L.A in Game 6 of the NBA Finals Tuesday night. I wouldnt even call it a blow out, more like a HO-out cause the lakers got f*cked. Last night The Celtics claimed their 17th NBA World Championship by obliterating the Lakers 131 - 92. It was just ridiculous I mean it wasn't even close or anything through the whole game. Ya boy Rondo decided to start shooting the ball again and finished with 21 points. The Big 3 held their own finishing with a combined 69 points. Ray Allen even set a record for most 3-pointers made in a finals series with 22. I mean this game was just absurd, it was like they were out there playing NBA Jam or something. But Boston worked hard all season and in the end the better team won. Congratulations fellas, enjoy your rings, you've earned them :-)

The Truth and "X-Ray" lead the Celtics past the Lakers in Game 1

Boston's Paul Pierce made a heroic recovery by shaking off a sprained knee and scoring 22 points—11 after getting hurt in the third quarter—to lead Boston to a 98-88 victory on Thursday night over the Los Angeles Lakers in Game 1 of a tradition-rich and super-hyped NBA finals. As usual Garnett held his own but perhaps the deciding factor was that they were able to contain Kobe and Ray Allen did his thing adding 19 points. In this series with the Gasol / Garnett / Kobe / Pierce matchups garnering the most gameplay attention the deciding or "X-Factor" will probably be Ray Allen. If he continues to have good games it could prove all the difference in the series. He Got Game.

Sometimes the best defense is to just let somebody else do it ?

In a recent interview the Lakers were talking about the upcoming series with Boston for the NBA Championship. They spoke about the different match ups and defensive assignments they would need to slow the Celtics down. Lamar Odom spoke about what they would have to do to contain KG in the paint. “My favorite word in this series is going to be `help,”’ Odom said Wednesday. “A guy like that, you need as much help as possible.”. He sound like a bitch.
Favorite word help ? A guy like that, you need as much help as possible.” ? Seems like KG might be a handful for him or more like a mouthful. After all that sucking and saying shit like that seems like Lamar is well on his way to becoming a full fledged ho. Anybody got Bishop Magic Juan's number ? Garnett better watch his "back" or else The Big Ticket might get punched :-) Good luck tonight fellas !!!

Guns don't kill teams, Kobe kills teams

Or more like the Spurs championship dreams. Kobe's 39 points including 17 in the 4th quarter helped propel the Lakers to a Western Conference championship title and to face the winner of the Celtics / Pistons series in the NBA Finals. Now see this is what I'm talking about. Why couldn't they play like this the other night in game 3 ? Kobe was quoted after the game saying "Yeah, it's a new ballgame now fella...I got guns now, I ain't going into the shootout with butter knives no more...I got guns now, now we gonna see what's up...". I guess his guns were on safety the other night when the Spurs fricasseed that ass but maybe his "Shoot First, ask Questions later" mentality will benefit the Lakers in the Finals. Good Luck !!!!

False Idols ?

Alright I've had enough of this. The newest American Idol Winner David Cook already has his first single out. A single out already ? a whole week after he won, WOW. This is getting ridiculous. The producers of American Idol know way ahead of time exactly who they want to win these things. They try to make like the show "is "real" and "interactive" by letting America vote for the contestants but guess who processes the votes ? :-). With all the money they got ridin on this thing do you REALLY think they would put the decision of the next American Idol into the hands of joe public ? Just another way the general public is fooled into having a false sense of power. Next thing you know they'll start gettin like Wrestling and have former Idols come out and beat up the current contestants and challenge them to match singing a Luther Vandross song while in a cage made of barbed wire while on fire. After Ruben gets off his shift at Circuit City he will come looking for blood from those who have wronged him in the contest. "I'M A SUPERSTAR DAMMIT !!!!!!!!!!!!" hahahahahaha.

What the hell happend ?

I'm sure yall saw the game on Sunday between the Lakers and the Spurs. It was game 3 of the Western Conference Finals with the Lakers leading the series 2 - 0. The Spurs pretty much spanked them like they were the Little Rascals. Games like this disappoint me and make me lose faith in the NBA. I'm really starting to believe that they "rig" these games for certain teams to win and for some of the playoff series to go 7 games, etc. If you saw how the Lakers were playing you would agree. Now in the Lakers defense I will say ya boy Mano Ginobli was on FIRE but Kobe and Gasol didn't play their game at all, I can count on one hand how many times Kobe drove to the basket and Gasol wasn't even trying to get in scoring position. Kobe finished with 30 points but maybe he could have done more for the team if he wasn't trying to post up and fade-away from the 3-point line :-(. And let's not even talk about this years Playoff King Lamar Odom. This cat was missing layups and went like 2 for 11 from the field. He so good at sucking he don't need an agent he needs a pimp. Better luck in game 4.

Smurph - Havin a Party Tonight

Pinky and the Brain ?

With Stephon's days as a Knickerbocker numbered it's probably about time for him to start weighing his options and figuring out what to do next. Here's an idea, maybe he should go sign back with the Nets. He wouldn't have to go far from his home and this would also pair him up with another "playing-like-he-don't-give a damn" hyped up star by the name of Vince Carter. Stephon's temper tantrums and stubbornness would be the perfect compliment to Vince's "hey where am I" demeanor. Kinda like Pinky and the Brain. With the Nets losing Kidd they need somebody to fill that hole at the point guard spot and Marbury has played with them before so maybe it would could work ? Stephon could bring the ball down and set up his 1 on 5 half court coast to coast I'm the point guard but I take every shot offense and could throw some crazy no look alley oops to Vince who would catch them when he felt like it. Sometimes they would just skip out at half time and go to Hooters for wings. Sounds like the NBA is gonna give Flavor Flav a run for his money in the weekly sitcom spot.

Grown man sport ?

Rap music is already pretty different from most other forms of music in a lot of ways but do you ever wonder how come rappers don't have much career longevity ? Take pop music,rock and roll, or Soul / Funk for example. You got people like The Rolling Stones, Madonna, Prince, George Clinton who are legends and still perform and sell out venues to this day. They are also greatly remembered and respected for what they have accomplished. Then you come to rap and it's like the total opposite. When was the last time KRS-ONE or Special Ed sold out a concert ? How many people even know who MC Shan is ? With rap it's like whatever's hot RIGHT NOW is the hottest and everything else gets forgotten. I've even heard some young cats say Nelly is the greatest rapper of all time. Wow. I mean I understand the generation gaps and everything has it's "time" but its like rap's older generation just moves on and doesn't care about it when you still have 50 and 60 year olds going to see KISS and Earth Wind and Fire in concert. Jay-Z seems to be an exception to the rule but even he is becoming less relevant hence he keeps aligning himself with people who are currently relevant to keep himself hot (Beyonce', LeBron, etc). I mean you've got LL Cool J who's still around but thats only because he's a body building movie star.

It really begs the question of is rap really a young man sport like many claim ?

Clash of the Titans

King James' playoff reign came to an end at the hands of the Celtics led by a Gladiator style performance from "The Truth" Paul Pierce. The Cav's were topped by the Celtics 97-92 with Pierce dropping a noteworthy 41 points. LeBron scored an equally impressive 45 but wasn't enough to keep the Cav's championship hopes alive. NBA commentators are saying this game was reminiscent of the Dominique Wilkins / Larry Bird duel in 1988. Since Paul Pierce is "The Truth" I guess this game LeBron was "The False" hahaha. Boston moves on to the Eastern Conference Finals to face the winner of the Spurs / Hornets series.

He's a Star

T.O made an appearance on Flava Flav's new show "Under One Roof" last night. In a recent interview he spoke about the acting experience saying that he was kinda nervous because this was the first time he had to play an actual character that wasn't a football player or himself. In this episode he plays a "rich" con-man out to hustle Walter (Flav's brother on the show) out of some money. During the episode T.O mentions something about he used to play football but quit because they said he wasn't coachable. He also gets involved in high stakes gambling. Yeah I bet this was a stretch for T.O to portray such a character Hahahaha.

Rod Durrah - Best New R&B Artist

Be sure and go to www.scmusicawards.com and Nominate Rod Durrah for best new artist. Rod released his debut album "The Rod Durrah Project" which had the smash hits " "Dope Man Fresh", "Dope Man Fresh (remix)", and Computer Love. Make sure you show your support and go cast your vote.


Check out his music at www.myspace.com/scconglomerate

Rod's Page: www.myspace.com/dasinger24

My neck and my back

Despite his ailing back Kobe still managed to score 26 points to help propel the Lakers past the Utah Jazz for a 111-104 victory last night."I don't think Kobe was the one that killed us tonight", said Utah's Matt Harping. "I think it was the rest of their team, and Kobe did a good job passing the ball". Well it may seem that Mr. 81 may not be the hot shot ball hog that most make him out to be and that he is actually capable of playing "team ball". Anyway the Lakers lead the series 3-2 so see ya in Game 6.

Celtic Pride

Well looks like Boston claimed another playoff victory moving the series to 3-2 in their favor.
I knew the game was over when Boston was up by like 6 with 14 seconds remaining. Unless LeBron jumped from half court and dunked or hit a 9 pointer they weren't gonna pull that one off. Ya boy Rajon Rondo had a big game with a career playoff high of 20 points and 13 assists. Better luck in game 6 Cavs.

Will the real Tyler Perry stand up ?

What's really the deal with Tyler Perry ? I mean not to hate on the man cause he's doing his thing but how much do we really know about the new black movie maven ? You hear the same stories circulating about how he was homeless, ate toothpaste for dinner and all that jazz but through all the publicity still lies a shroud of mystery. Did you know his real name isn't even Tyler or that he's actually from New Orleans and not ATL ? Judging by his work he sure does have a knack for portraying other people. Hmmmm. Maybe it's like one of those movies where the REAL Tyler Perry is locked up somewhere and this guy is impersonating him. Maybe that could be another one of his plays / movies / TV shows / Dog food commercials / whatever else he does. "You Stole My Soul" Directed, Written, Produced, Pissed on, Starred In, Stolen by, and Remade by TYLER PERRY.

Bling Bling ?

You ever wonder what the next fad will be ? Sometimes it's something from way out in left field then there are times when it's something right under our noses. That being the case I began to think about spark plugs. You know how some of them contain platinum ? Well what if folk started rocking the platinum off spark plugs. Yeah I know it sounds crazy and far fetched but is it really ? Given some of the styles we've witnessed in recent times I wouldn't be surprised. I mean you know how HOT platinum is in the hood and spark plugs are pretty cheap so next thing we might see is a new craze of people rocking spark plug chains and other outlandish accessories. Hey it could happen.

Should condoms come with warranties ?

You know how they say condoms are supposed to be like 98% effective or something like that ? Well what if they started giving warranties on condoms like "If this condom fails and pregnancy occurs we will support the baby you make for a period not exceeding 18 years from the time of birth" Hahaha. I'll bet a lot more people would start using condoms then and profits would be through the roof. Of course knowing how corporations are they would probably have some loop hole in there somewhere so that they won't have to pay like "*Condom must remain on at all times, be used properly, and if the condom breaks you must pull out within 0.5 seconds or the warranty is null in void". Good luck with that Hahahahaha

I'm Day Day not DADDY

Actor / Comedian Mike Epps beat up a process server who was trying to serve him with paternity court papers. Back in March some chick from Georgia said Mike fathered her baby and she wanted him to take a paternity test but he refused. Well homegirl tried to have Mike served backstage at a Louisville Kentucky comedy club and it didn't go well. According to Police reports, the server said he tried to hand Mike the papers, but got his @$$ handed to him instead. Dude says he came out of the skirmish with an abrasion to the right side of his head and his left eye swollen shut. Well Day Day if you stop messin wit these chicks you meet at Denny's you wont have this problem.