Well then, it seems as though Starbury's Knickerboker woes continue to escalate. It seems that he's been banned from attending all team functions yet he's still getting paid. This seems like the perfect time to start the Marbury World Order (M.W.O) movement. Hopefully if he gets voted into the All-Star game he can make his debut there by removing his jersey and revealing the new M.W.O one. At this point he'll be joined by the rest of the exiled nba players that have joined his movement:
Current Roster:
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Ron Artest (do you even have to ask)
Jermaine O'Neal (him and Artest make the perfect tag team giving that 1-2 punch, literally)
Antoine Walker (has just been bought out of his Grizzlies contract so we're just waiting on him to flip)
Smush Parker (No means No Smush)
Ben Wallace (The Beast from the East)
Latrell Sprewell (for security just in case them 60 year old coaches try to get bout it)
Allen Iverson (The Answer to a question nobody asked)
Darius Miles (just one drug violation away from re-inventing the term 'Shake and Bake')
Isaiah Thomas as the Coach (He just called her a bitch, not a black bitch)
Dennis Rodman as the General Manager (the glue that holds the dysfunction together)
And as their membership grows they can even form their own expansion team. That would definitely give the NBA a ratings boost because people would always watch anticipating when they will wild out and beat somebodys ass hahahaha.
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