Just in case anybody had forgotten that Kobe Bryant has never won an NBA title without Shaquille O’Neal, the big man sent out a reminder. The Phoenix Suns center can be seen rapping that “Kobe couldn’t do without me” in a video posted online at celebrity news and gossip site TMZ.com.
During the two-minute video, a grinning O’Neal lurches through an "improvised" rap in which he skewers the Lakers’ star, with whom he won three straight NBA titles from 2000-2002 while with Los Angeles. “I was freestyling. That’s all. It was all done in fun. Nothing serious whatsoever,” O’Neal told ESPN.com Monday. “That is what MC’s do. They freestyle when called upon. I’m totally cool with Kobe. No issue at all.”
Yeah right, that shit sounded rehearsed. Don't hide behind the mic Shaq be a man.
O’Neal and Bryant last played together in 2004. After a long-simmering feud came to a boil in public, O’Neal was traded to Miami before the 2004-05 season, and won an NBA championship with the Heat in 2006. Bryant and the Lakers didn’t reach the finals again until earlier this month, when the Boston Celtics beat them 4-2. “You know how I be,” Shaq rapped. “Last week Kobe couldn’t do without me.” O’Neal, who has recorded seven albums, also said he is “the difference between first and last place” and even took a jab at former New York Knicks center Patrick Ewing’s lack of championship rings.
At one point during the "freestyle" Shaq let out a call and response chant to the crowd saying "Kobe how does my ass taste". Hmmm ? That don't sound right. Could Shaq be a lover scorned ? I mean they sure did go at it like a married couple. Taking showers together and fighting over who gets to be "on top". Why would the emotional tension be so high between the 2 ? Maybe Kobe aired out Shaqs dirty laundry so he could get Shaunie out of the picture and have Shaq all to himself. Well what ever went down it sure was an ugly divorce. I wonder if Mr. Bryant will respond.

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He had to know someone was recording this. He had to have known, right? "I know I got skillz" is still the song. Good job Shaq
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