Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Should condoms come with warranties ?






You know how they say condoms are supposed to be like 98% effective or something like that ? Well what if they started giving warranties on condoms like "If this condom fails and pregnancy occurs we will support the baby you make for a period not exceeding 18 years from the time of birth" Hahaha. I'll bet a lot more people would start using condoms then and profits would be through the roof. Of course knowing how corporations are they would probably have some loop hole in there somewhere so that they won't have to pay like "*Condom must remain on at all times, be used properly, and if the condom breaks you must pull out within 0.5 seconds or the warranty is null in void". Good luck with that Hahahahaha

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Yeah that would be a trip. But those condom companies would be facing lawsuits everyday since that is the number one reason lately why girls get pregnant..."the condom broke". No, you actually have to wear/use the condom for it to "possibly" break.