Guns don't kill teams, Kobe kills teams

Or more like the Spurs championship dreams. Kobe's 39 points including 17 in the 4th quarter helped propel the Lakers to a Western Conference championship title and to face the winner of the Celtics / Pistons series in the NBA Finals. Now see this is what I'm talking about. Why couldn't they play like this the other night in game 3 ? Kobe was quoted after the game saying "Yeah, it's a new ballgame now fella...I got guns now, I ain't going into the shootout with butter knives no more...I got guns now, now we gonna see what's up...". I guess his guns were on safety the other night when the Spurs fricasseed that ass but maybe his "Shoot First, ask Questions later" mentality will benefit the Lakers in the Finals. Good Luck !!!!

False Idols ?

Alright I've had enough of this. The newest American Idol Winner David Cook already has his first single out. A single out already ? a whole week after he won, WOW. This is getting ridiculous. The producers of American Idol know way ahead of time exactly who they want to win these things. They try to make like the show "is "real" and "interactive" by letting America vote for the contestants but guess who processes the votes ? :-). With all the money they got ridin on this thing do you REALLY think they would put the decision of the next American Idol into the hands of joe public ? Just another way the general public is fooled into having a false sense of power. Next thing you know they'll start gettin like Wrestling and have former Idols come out and beat up the current contestants and challenge them to match singing a Luther Vandross song while in a cage made of barbed wire while on fire. After Ruben gets off his shift at Circuit City he will come looking for blood from those who have wronged him in the contest. "I'M A SUPERSTAR DAMMIT !!!!!!!!!!!!" hahahahahaha.

What the hell happend ?

I'm sure yall saw the game on Sunday between the Lakers and the Spurs. It was game 3 of the Western Conference Finals with the Lakers leading the series 2 - 0. The Spurs pretty much spanked them like they were the Little Rascals. Games like this disappoint me and make me lose faith in the NBA. I'm really starting to believe that they "rig" these games for certain teams to win and for some of the playoff series to go 7 games, etc. If you saw how the Lakers were playing you would agree. Now in the Lakers defense I will say ya boy Mano Ginobli was on FIRE but Kobe and Gasol didn't play their game at all, I can count on one hand how many times Kobe drove to the basket and Gasol wasn't even trying to get in scoring position. Kobe finished with 30 points but maybe he could have done more for the team if he wasn't trying to post up and fade-away from the 3-point line :-(. And let's not even talk about this years Playoff King Lamar Odom. This cat was missing layups and went like 2 for 11 from the field. He so good at sucking he don't need an agent he needs a pimp. Better luck in game 4.

Smurph - Havin a Party Tonight

Pinky and the Brain ?

With Stephon's days as a Knickerbocker numbered it's probably about time for him to start weighing his options and figuring out what to do next. Here's an idea, maybe he should go sign back with the Nets. He wouldn't have to go far from his home and this would also pair him up with another "playing-like-he-don't-give a damn" hyped up star by the name of Vince Carter. Stephon's temper tantrums and stubbornness would be the perfect compliment to Vince's "hey where am I" demeanor. Kinda like Pinky and the Brain. With the Nets losing Kidd they need somebody to fill that hole at the point guard spot and Marbury has played with them before so maybe it would could work ? Stephon could bring the ball down and set up his 1 on 5 half court coast to coast I'm the point guard but I take every shot offense and could throw some crazy no look alley oops to Vince who would catch them when he felt like it. Sometimes they would just skip out at half time and go to Hooters for wings. Sounds like the NBA is gonna give Flavor Flav a run for his money in the weekly sitcom spot.

Grown man sport ?

Rap music is already pretty different from most other forms of music in a lot of ways but do you ever wonder how come rappers don't have much career longevity ? Take pop music,rock and roll, or Soul / Funk for example. You got people like The Rolling Stones, Madonna, Prince, George Clinton who are legends and still perform and sell out venues to this day. They are also greatly remembered and respected for what they have accomplished. Then you come to rap and it's like the total opposite. When was the last time KRS-ONE or Special Ed sold out a concert ? How many people even know who MC Shan is ? With rap it's like whatever's hot RIGHT NOW is the hottest and everything else gets forgotten. I've even heard some young cats say Nelly is the greatest rapper of all time. Wow. I mean I understand the generation gaps and everything has it's "time" but its like rap's older generation just moves on and doesn't care about it when you still have 50 and 60 year olds going to see KISS and Earth Wind and Fire in concert. Jay-Z seems to be an exception to the rule but even he is becoming less relevant hence he keeps aligning himself with people who are currently relevant to keep himself hot (Beyonce', LeBron, etc). I mean you've got LL Cool J who's still around but thats only because he's a body building movie star.

It really begs the question of is rap really a young man sport like many claim ?

Clash of the Titans

King James' playoff reign came to an end at the hands of the Celtics led by a Gladiator style performance from "The Truth" Paul Pierce. The Cav's were topped by the Celtics 97-92 with Pierce dropping a noteworthy 41 points. LeBron scored an equally impressive 45 but wasn't enough to keep the Cav's championship hopes alive. NBA commentators are saying this game was reminiscent of the Dominique Wilkins / Larry Bird duel in 1988. Since Paul Pierce is "The Truth" I guess this game LeBron was "The False" hahaha. Boston moves on to the Eastern Conference Finals to face the winner of the Spurs / Hornets series.

He's a Star

T.O made an appearance on Flava Flav's new show "Under One Roof" last night. In a recent interview he spoke about the acting experience saying that he was kinda nervous because this was the first time he had to play an actual character that wasn't a football player or himself. In this episode he plays a "rich" con-man out to hustle Walter (Flav's brother on the show) out of some money. During the episode T.O mentions something about he used to play football but quit because they said he wasn't coachable. He also gets involved in high stakes gambling. Yeah I bet this was a stretch for T.O to portray such a character Hahahaha.

Rod Durrah - Best New R&B Artist

Be sure and go to www.scmusicawards.com and Nominate Rod Durrah for best new artist. Rod released his debut album "The Rod Durrah Project" which had the smash hits " "Dope Man Fresh", "Dope Man Fresh (remix)", and Computer Love. Make sure you show your support and go cast your vote.


Check out his music at www.myspace.com/scconglomerate

Rod's Page: www.myspace.com/dasinger24

My neck and my back

Despite his ailing back Kobe still managed to score 26 points to help propel the Lakers past the Utah Jazz for a 111-104 victory last night."I don't think Kobe was the one that killed us tonight", said Utah's Matt Harping. "I think it was the rest of their team, and Kobe did a good job passing the ball". Well it may seem that Mr. 81 may not be the hot shot ball hog that most make him out to be and that he is actually capable of playing "team ball". Anyway the Lakers lead the series 3-2 so see ya in Game 6.

Celtic Pride

Well looks like Boston claimed another playoff victory moving the series to 3-2 in their favor.
I knew the game was over when Boston was up by like 6 with 14 seconds remaining. Unless LeBron jumped from half court and dunked or hit a 9 pointer they weren't gonna pull that one off. Ya boy Rajon Rondo had a big game with a career playoff high of 20 points and 13 assists. Better luck in game 6 Cavs.

Will the real Tyler Perry stand up ?

What's really the deal with Tyler Perry ? I mean not to hate on the man cause he's doing his thing but how much do we really know about the new black movie maven ? You hear the same stories circulating about how he was homeless, ate toothpaste for dinner and all that jazz but through all the publicity still lies a shroud of mystery. Did you know his real name isn't even Tyler or that he's actually from New Orleans and not ATL ? Judging by his work he sure does have a knack for portraying other people. Hmmmm. Maybe it's like one of those movies where the REAL Tyler Perry is locked up somewhere and this guy is impersonating him. Maybe that could be another one of his plays / movies / TV shows / Dog food commercials / whatever else he does. "You Stole My Soul" Directed, Written, Produced, Pissed on, Starred In, Stolen by, and Remade by TYLER PERRY.

Bling Bling ?

You ever wonder what the next fad will be ? Sometimes it's something from way out in left field then there are times when it's something right under our noses. That being the case I began to think about spark plugs. You know how some of them contain platinum ? Well what if folk started rocking the platinum off spark plugs. Yeah I know it sounds crazy and far fetched but is it really ? Given some of the styles we've witnessed in recent times I wouldn't be surprised. I mean you know how HOT platinum is in the hood and spark plugs are pretty cheap so next thing we might see is a new craze of people rocking spark plug chains and other outlandish accessories. Hey it could happen.

Should condoms come with warranties ?

You know how they say condoms are supposed to be like 98% effective or something like that ? Well what if they started giving warranties on condoms like "If this condom fails and pregnancy occurs we will support the baby you make for a period not exceeding 18 years from the time of birth" Hahaha. I'll bet a lot more people would start using condoms then and profits would be through the roof. Of course knowing how corporations are they would probably have some loop hole in there somewhere so that they won't have to pay like "*Condom must remain on at all times, be used properly, and if the condom breaks you must pull out within 0.5 seconds or the warranty is null in void". Good luck with that Hahahahaha

I'm Day Day not DADDY

Actor / Comedian Mike Epps beat up a process server who was trying to serve him with paternity court papers. Back in March some chick from Georgia said Mike fathered her baby and she wanted him to take a paternity test but he refused. Well homegirl tried to have Mike served backstage at a Louisville Kentucky comedy club and it didn't go well. According to Police reports, the server said he tried to hand Mike the papers, but got his @$$ handed to him instead. Dude says he came out of the skirmish with an abrasion to the right side of his head and his left eye swollen shut. Well Day Day if you stop messin wit these chicks you meet at Denny's you wont have this problem.

That nigga to steel on

The new movie Iron Man debuted at #1 at the box office. It's about
Billionaire Tony Stark and his Iron Suit he builds to fight crime.
Sounds pretty cool doesn't it. Remember that movie back in the day
STEEL wit Shaq in it ? Why when a rich drunk philandering white dude
does something like that its cool and he gets awards but when a black
dude does it they think he's a criminal and the police come after him?
I guess they feel like the only STEEL they want us in is the bars of
a jail cell Hahahahaha. If they seen a black man in a metal suit they'd
probably think he stole it from the pawn shop. Knowing us we might
try to put rims or some crazy paint job on that joint.

Pimp my Suit



SUPERMAN DAT HO !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lamar Odom sucks !!!

Well the Lakers suffered their first playoff loss of the year at the hands of the Utah Jazz. It seemed as tho the Jazz outplayed the Lakers [ Or the Lakers outplayed themselves but that's another story ]. Adding insult to injury was the lackluster performance of "star" player Lamar Odom. Odom finished with about 13 points but his overall play seemed like he was in the layoffs not the play offs. You can tell how bad he sucked because he was in every Utah Jazz highlight they showed. That's jacked up. The after game highlights should have been called "The Utah Jazz playoff highlights featuring Lamar Odom".

The Real meaning of Dope Man Fresh

Racer X

Well folks DMX was arrested after speed-enforcement cameras capt-
ured him in his bright yellow 1966 Chevrolet going 114 mph on a
suburban Phoenix freeway. X was taken into custody Tuesday at his
north Phoenix home without incident,the Arizona Department of
Public Safety said Wednesday. He posted bond and was released.
DMX, whose real name is Earl Simmons, was booked on charges of
criminal speeding, public endangerment, reckless driving and dr
iving on a suspended license. The woman in the passenger seat is
unidentified but not his wife. X must think he's Speed Racer now.
Maybe he's trying out for the sequel to that new Speed Racer movie.
What's funny is in the Speed Racer cartoon there was a masked dude
named Racer X. Maybe it was DMX or at least who he think's he is
in his latest crack induced fiasco. He might as well try racing
cause rap aint cuttin it. The last hit he had was off a crack pipe.

GO WEED RACER !!!!!!!

This is why black people shouldn't meet girls off the Internet

Is Chris Brown turning into Nino Brown ?

Chris Brown's bodyguards beat up a photographer and took
his $3000.00 camera after he forcefully opened the door
[or stuck his head in the window, depending on who you
ask] to Chris' SUV trying to get a picture of Chris and
Rihanna after they left a private party for Chris' 19th
birthday in St. Petersburg, FL. Well it does make sense
for such a "Metrosexual" (gay) looking dude to roll with
a bunch of thugged out bodyguards. He need to sit his $5
ass down before somebody makes change.

See ya wouldn't wanna be ya.

The Odd Couple

Yeah they say Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon got married ? Do yall believe that ? I dont. Just when you think things are going good for Mariah and her career is getting back on track BAM !!! This happens ? Like a Lamborghini hittin a Brick wall. Looks like they could be the new generations Bobby and Whitney ? Especially with that nappy hair
cut Nick Cannon got. Why do GREAT singers always fall into stuff like this ? They need to do some kind of study on this because obviously Good Looks + Amazing Voice = Bad Taste in Men.

Maybe he lied and told her he was Denzel's long lost son ?

Wesley Snipes Requests Bail

Wesley Snipes recently asked a court to let him stay free on bail while
he appeals his conviction and three-year prison term for failing to file income tax returns. Prosecutors estimated that Snipes failed to pay $15.6 million in income taxes over six years. He also hid millions of dollars in offshore accounts and threatened U.S Government employees. Well like Rick James said "They shoulda never gave you niggas money !!!" You know how the laws work for black people and you can't get much blacker than Wesley. Especially wit that fro and "Mo Power" fist in the air.