Friday, July 4, 2008

I don't wanna be like Mike



Sources say the other night Michael Jordan was outside The Kobe club in Miami waiting for his car when a kid walked up to him saying what a great ball player Mike was and showed Mike that he was wearing Jordan sneakers and asked if he could take a picture of the b-ball legend. No such luck. They say Mike didn't even acknowledge the kid and got into his car without saying a word, leaving the kid, who was so mad he smashed his disposable camera on the ground, in tears. I can't even begin to say how preposterous this sounds. Why Mike gotta act like that ? Stuff like this is beginning to show more and more of the real "dirt" behind the perfect light they try to cast our great sports figures in. You see how much these people are idolized and adored by the media and such but then the reality starts coming to light and the illusion begins to disappear. Remember Mikes stint with the Washington Wizards? He pretty much went up in there puffin cigars and acted like a nigger and they gave his @$$ the boot. If you think about it outside of his dynasty run with Chicago none of his other outside ventures have ever worked out. Matter of fact most of them were downright embarrassing. Gambling, paying off ho's, etc. Next thing you know ole Mike gonna have a championship ring for every DUI he got. The only "Bulls" he making a run with now are made by Schlitz Malt Liqour. We're gonna need you to do better MJ.




1 comment:

Anonymous said...

It's gotta suck to be MJ. What exactly is there left for him to do? All he knows is basketball but he can't do it anymore. He can go play in the rec leagues but once you've played at the highest level anything else is kinda like going backwards. Maybe he should just open movie theaters in the hood like Magic.